I have decided to institute my first award category. I will name it the David A. Blundell Award in honor of our intrepid drunk ice-cream truck driver from Milwaukee. The award will be given to that man or woman who, after being caught in the act, displays the most seamless facade of incredulousness that they should receive any punishment whatsoever. The prize will be awarded on an annual basis.
Please feel free to submit nominees as you see fit.
This reminds me of Run Ronnie Run, a movie about a mullet-headed guy who gets arrested and makes up excuses, and gets his own TV show for that talent.
ReplyDeleteIt's a funny movie.
Hooray for Mr. Show!
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