Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

-C.S. Lewis

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Shit sandwich

I will hazard to say that negative album reviews may be the most inherently hilarious form of English prose in which it is possible to express oneself.

A towering achievement of sludgy, mid-tempo homogeneity, Chapter V exists in a time warp where dead-serious, loud n' grandiose music still reads as affecting, and where blunt, graceless lyrics that shill their author's pedestrian pop-psych worldview don't bludgeon the senses -- like they do in real life. Big time.
This one's not exactly a knee-slapper, but hopefully you get my drift. Anyway, they make me laugh.

Highly Anticipated Release

You better believe...

...that Radiohead is recording.

Enigmatic as always, Greenwood only makes a quick nod to Radiohead's recording duties with the opening line, "We're back in the studio and all is well."
To say that I eagerly await this record is kind of like saying a hyena eagerly awaits tearing into the flesh of a newly killed zebra.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Idiots

I am so tired of hearing about intelligent design. Don't these idiots have anything better to do other than embarrass me and my country?

Monday, September 26, 2005

Mike Brown: FEMA Consultant

Leave no crony behind!! Brownie's back!

What's he going to consult on anyway? How to tie a half-windsor? If the Bush White House's credibility was yesterday a mere tiny gnat, today that gnat is just a greasy black smear on the windshield.

Who's Mainstream?

The difference between Barbra Streisand and Pat Robertson?

One gets phoned for advice about potential Supreme Court nominees, one doesn't.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

George W. Bush: Socialist

What an astonishing failure George W. Bush has been as president. Not only has he pulled a reverse Midas and turned nearly everything he's touched to shit, he's even failed to be much of a conservative. Not that this bothers the "true believers" out there. So sad. I know I'm not supposed to dismiss the huge southern block of Republican voters as stupid rubes who don't know decent policy from a bucket of slop, but sometimes it's too hard to resist.

I can see how they might not want to vote for Ted Kennedy or anything, but how about demanding a little accountability from their representatives? I'm not sure these guys actually are conservatives. I read somewhere that a majority of Bush voters thought their guy came down on the Democratic position on a whole host of issues. Heck, they don't even know who they're voting for! Is the little (R) next to the name really that important? Let's face it, if the Republican Southerners who vote these jokes into office actually had their conserviative wishes come true, their highways would be spalling, pot-holey rubble in about 3 years. Note to Georgia: Don't spend Illinois' tax money all in one place.

FDA vacancy

FDA chief resigns. Bush is now officially on "crony-watch." I wonder if any former big pharma lobbyists are looking to make a career change?

Sunday Random 12

  1. Homecoming (Green Day, American Idiot)

  2. Nightmares By The Sea (Jeff Buckley, Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk)

  3. Hey Hey What Can I Do (Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin Box Set)

  4. Green Shirt (Boss Hogg, Boss Hogg)

  5. Rotten Apple (Alice In Chains, Jar Of Flies)

  6. Allison (Elvis Costello, My Aim Is True)

  7. Computer Blue (Prince And The Revolution, Purple Rain)

  8. Wrapped Up In Books (Belle & Sebastian, Dear Catastrophe Waitress)*

  9. Square One (Coldplay, X & Y)

  10. Natural Anthem (Postal Service, Give Up)

  11. World In My Eyes (Depeche Mode, Violator)

  12. God Only Knows (The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds)

I will say a prayer just while you are sitting there
And I will wrap my arms around you cause I know it will be fine

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Debt Relief

Truly fantastic news from the IMF. Debt relief for the 3rd world is long overdue. But once we get these guys back to zero, no more slush funds for corrupt governments loans, OK?

A deal to erase billions of dollars of debt for poor countries cleared an important hurdle Saturday, winning the endorsement of the International Monetary Fund's steering committee.
The only question now is: How long until John Bolton and BushCo. try to put the brakes on this one? I'm going to give them about a week.

New Ghettos

Newt Gingrich (can't believe I'm saying this) is exactly right here. What a terrible policy idea from a administration that has a seemingly endless store of terrible policy ideas.

At least in the case of housing, critics say that the president's unwillingness to rely on existing programs could raise costs. Instead of offering $10,000 vouchers, FEMA is paying an average of $16,000 for each trailer in the new parks it is contemplating. Even many Republicans wonder why the government would want to build trailer parks when many evacuees are now living in communities with plenty of vacant, privately owned apartments.

"The idea that — in a community where we could place people in the private housing market to reintegrate them into society — we would put them in [trailer] ghettos with no jobs, no community, no future, strikes me as extraordinarily bad public policy, and violates every conservative principle that I'm aware of," said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, a Republican.
Well, it certainly doesn't violate the "afraid of black people" conservative principle.

Hat tip: Andrew Sullivan.

Demand Results

Paul Wolfowitz says that he will be demanding tangible results from World Bank anti-poverty programs. Fair enough. I suppose that if a thing isn't working, best to find out about it and try something else. Possibly even a counter-intuitive approach. To me, giving money to poor nations is sort of like a fat person not eating fatty foods in an effort to lose weight. Both approaches make sense rhetorically. If a nation has no money, give them some. If a person doesn't want to "be" fat, he shouldn't "eat" fat. But other variables, like that corrupt government or all that sugar-loaded pop you're drinking, always end up upsetting all your best laid plans. In the end, the solution isn't as simple as it first appears. So sure, Paul, I'm on board with your idea. Demand results.

My only issue with this, however, is how poverty almost always seems to bring out the conservative in a guy. Demand results from anti-poverty programs, demand results from inner city schools, demand results from Head Start programs, demand accountability and oversight for Katrina funds. Again, I'm not arguing with any of these efforts to make sure money is spent wisely. I'd argue that's the U.S. Congress's only real job. Funny though, how you never hear the call to demand results (on a macro level) from agricultural subsidies, from corporate welfare, from laws easing pollution restrictions, from wars in Iraq. Why does it seem that conservatives care more about the 10 dollars going to the lady in the nursing home, but could care less about the 10 million being overcharged to the US by contractors in the Middle East?

Kate Moss

So everyone's piling on Kate Moss these days. I suppose she deserves it to a certain extent, but this whole "shocked and appalled" act that H&M and Chanel and the rest are pulling is really too much. I mean, who'd've thunk it? A rail-thin supermodel? Doing lines of coke? Say it isn't so! Truth is, about 90% of these ladies powder their noses, from Naomi Campbell to Hillary Duff. Just once, I'd like to see on the cover of Cosmo, "What's her beach body secret? Blow!" The fashion industry will huff and puff and act all blindsided, but all this spat of indignation proves is that once again, the biggest sin is getting caught.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Take Their Mics

One of my first executive decisions as Ruler Of All The Universe would be the immediate and permanent silencing of all football referees. I wouldn't remove their vocal cords or larynx or anything, I'd just take away their microphones. Then we wouldn't have to listen to idiotic and meaningless phrases like "The down remains first" ever again.

I Can't Keep Up

How do these bloggers do it? How do they find the time to post so often? How are their posts so consistently well written and well researched? I can understand Atrios and Kos and Josh because that's their living. I'd have to think that the guys like Yglesias and Drum get paid by their respective publications, so blogging is sort of their job, too. I get the big group sites like Crooked Timber, because the time investment is split up between all the contributors. But how does a site like Majikthise manage? How the heck do Jesse and Amanda post so much? What's Echidne's secret? Does Steve Gilliard have a Time Turner? Is there a 1985 Delorean under a tarp in Billmon's garage? Do they have jobs? Do they blog at work? I mean no disrespect here. I'm honestly asking how they do it. Can 5,000 hits generate a living wage?

The Dodeca-job and the Dodeca-wife and the Dodeca-baby take up a lot of my time. I barely have the time to read the newspaper let alone compose thoughtful essays. Even more strange is the fact that the weekend seems like the time for light blogging for most of these guys. Heck, Saturday and Sunday are my most productive days. If it wasn't for the weekend, I'd never post! I don't mean to rant and rave but flipping Google just kicked me off AdSense for some reason that I don't understand and took away the 45 odd dollars I thought I'd earned. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

TOP 5 NES GAMES

  1. The Legend Of Zelda

  2. Mike Tyson's Punchout

  3. Metroid

  4. Excitebike*

  5. Tecmo Bowl
*

Irish Riots

I must plead ignorance on this one. I have no idea why so much violence has erupted in Northern Ireland. Why now? What's the big deal? If one of my dozen or so loyal readers has a clue, please do fill me in.

It's interesting that no TV commentator has called for any of the rioters to be shot on sight, though.

Monday, September 12, 2005

David Paulison

Credit where credit due. At first glance, Bush's choice for the top post at FEMA looks to be a pretty qualified individual. Then again, opening up the Sunday paper and seeing the number 38 next to your name tends to knock a little bit of sense into you.

Best Ever

Prediction: Roger Federer will go down in history as the greatest tennis player ever to inhabit the planet earth.

Federer absolutely cannot be stopped. Funny thing is that his opponent always seems to be "the fan favorite." That's fine, I guess, but it really is high time this dude got some love from the gallery.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Sunday Random 12

  1. Bodyrock (Moby, Play)

  2. Mountains O' Things (Tracy Chapman, Tracy Chapman)

  3. Seconds (U2, War)

  4. The Beautiful Ones (Prince And The Revolution, Purple Rain)

  5. Under Pressure (Queen & David Bowie, Classic Queen)

  6. Commissioning A Symphony In C (Cake, Comfort Eagle)

  7. Missing (Beck, Guero)

  8. Train In Vain (The Clash, London Calling)

  9. Bigmouth Strikes Again (The Smiths, The Queen Is Dead)*

  10. Bye Bye Baby (OK Go, OK Go)

  11. Track 7 (Sigur Ros, ())

  12. It's Alright (Jay-Z, Vol. 2...Hard Knock Life)

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose
To her Roman nose
And her iPod started to melt

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Heck yes!

Note to all would-be Pedro delegates: the "Vote For Pedro" t-shirt was cool last September, not this September.

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