Tuesday, June 28, 2005

TOP 5 THINGS I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT

  1. Shark attacks

  2. Missing adults

  3. Local criminal trials

  4. Movie box office rankings

  5. Celebrity couples

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous15:23

    boo to #2. have you no sympathy? I'll give you "missing" aka runaway adults, but not actual missing people.

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  2. What about pretty white women getting eaten by sharks?

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  3. Assuming all 17 troops on board the helicopter in Afghanistan died, it means more US troops have died in Afghanistan in the first six months of this year than died in 2004. Or 2003. Or 2002. Or 2001.

    Headline News right now: a shark has washed up in New Jersey.

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  4. Anonymous08:29

    Reality TV

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