Liz

Hard to believe (no it isn't), but Elizabeth Hasselbeck really did intimate that it must have been because Mrs. Spitzer didn't let her husband get his freak on often enough that the ex-guv was forced to visit hookers.

The really sad thing is that there are about 1,000,000 Elizabeth Hasselbeck clones running around the world. It's true. I've met them. And I kept count.