Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

-C.S. Lewis

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Take Their Mics

One of my first executive decisions as Ruler Of All The Universe would be the immediate and permanent silencing of all football referees. I wouldn't remove their vocal cords or larynx or anything, I'd just take away their microphones. Then we wouldn't have to listen to idiotic and meaningless phrases like "The down remains first" ever again.

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