Another Voldemort supporter cozies in to her new position at the Ministry. Good thing for Ohio, too. Paul Hackett might have spread around one of them crazy "desert diseases" from the Gulf. Thanks for the service and all, buddy, but don't you have another tour coming up or something?
"If you want to do something, nothing holds you back if you have that desire," said Schmidt, who describes herself as a "5-foot-2 female who is very focused."Her focus on placing her lips on the asses of her superiors is unmatched. The people of Ohio know where she stands on the issues: the very same exact place that George W. Bush stands on the issues. She will dedicate herself to memorizing talking points and saying them directly into the camera if she has to. She will take a stand on Fox News. Nothing will hold her back from carrying water for Karl Rove and Tom DeLay.