Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

-C.S. Lewis

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

TOP 5 THINGS I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT

  1. Shark attacks

  2. Missing adults

  3. Local criminal trials

  4. Movie box office rankings

  5. Celebrity couples

jlch said...

boo to #2. have you no sympathy? I'll give you "missing" aka runaway adults, but not actual missing people.

Mustang Bobby said...

What about pretty white women getting eaten by sharks?

Jonathan Kelley said...

Assuming all 17 troops on board the helicopter in Afghanistan died, it means more US troops have died in Afghanistan in the first six months of this year than died in 2004. Or 2003. Or 2002. Or 2001.

Headline News right now: a shark has washed up in New Jersey.

thealogie said...

Reality TV

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