Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

-C.S. Lewis

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Tyco Execs Guilty

Kozlowski and Swartz are facing up to 30 years in prison for stealing $600 million from Tyco, their former company. How much do you want to bet that Kozlowski gets sentenced to 10 years or less, is paroled in half that time, and within five years of getting out is regularly appearing on Fox News? Hey, if it worked for Oliver North and G. Gordon Liddy, why not him? I think I'd be willing to lay down about $200 on this. Any takers?

P.S. Mandatory minimums seem like a good idea all of a sudden. Fifteen years for every $10 million sounds about right.

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