Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

-C.S. Lewis

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Wedding Bells

This from the WaPo AP wire:

When asked by the interviewer if he's going to propose to Holmes, Cruise whispered, "It's gonna happen, man. It'll happen."

What the hell kind of a thing to say is that? "Yeah, man, when I get around to it, I'm popping the question like it's never been popped before." Women, take it from me, a regular guy, that if a man says something like that to/about you, two things are undeniably true. 1) The guy is full of shit. 2) You should dump him faster than a racehorse on laxatives.

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